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Does Movie Smaug Truly Have Kiloton-Level Fire?
Smaug blasts Lake-Town. This post is gonna be short. it's just an explanation of why we can know Smaug really does emit...
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Nov 11, 20212 min read
Character: Gandalf (films)
This post is far from finished, but will give a good idea of Gandalf's abilities. Note: Gandalf has been ordered by the Valar to never...
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Aug 8, 20213 min read
Why LotR and The Hobbit are Scientifically and Theologically Accurate and Consistent
If you are a Star Wars fan or a Harry Potter fan, or a fan of anything besides LotR, you know that reading this blog is not going to be...
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May 6, 20214 min read
Thread Analysis: Smaug vs Darth Vader and Kylo Ren
This is a commentary on the SpacesBattles thread. In blue italics are my comments and rebuttals. I didn't finish this post, but I got...
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Apr 1, 20213 min read
Tactical Evaluation of the Jedi
This is an exempt from a classified Gondorian report on the swordfighting skills of Star Wars characters. Report: Swordsmanship skills of...
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Feb 10, 20211 min read
Types of Magic
Type I—first come, first serve. Any magician can put a spell on any other magician. No countering spells. If Magician A and Magician B...
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Jan 30, 20211 min read
Character: Smaug (cartoon)
"My armor is like tenfold shields. My teeth are like swords! My claws, spears!"—The Hobbit (cartoon) Universe: Arda (Rankin-Bass)...
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Jan 30, 20211 min read
Character: Smaug (films)
"I am fire. I am...death."—The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Universe: Arda (Peter Jackson) Creature type: Dragon (winged) Size:...
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Jan 29, 20212 min read
Character: Smaug (novels)
"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane,...
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Jan 19, 202113 min read
If I were to get mad about something, it might be this
Last April, a man named Oren Ashkenazi wrote a post on Mythcreants. It was titled, "Building Middle-Earth: What Tolkien Did Right – and...
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