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On the Size and Scale of Dragons
Note: This is the finalized version of the essay originally published as "How Large Was Smaug Really?" You can also find it on Quora in...

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Nov 19, 20239 min read
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How Large Was Smaug Really?
The following is planned to be submitted for canon review in the Quora space The Nine. You can find the final draft here. Smaug the...

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Oct 21, 20233 min read
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Brandon Sanderson On Fantasy and Emotion
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Apr 5, 20231 min read
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More Night Fury Firepower Estimation
Fireballs. Beautiful fireballs. In this gif, you can see Toothless blowing up the top of a wooden tower. It makes a pretty impressive...

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Nov 23, 20221 min read
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Calcs: Red Death Durability
Note: The numbers here are very rough, and really only good to about an order of magnitude. They just give us some idea of what the Red...

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Nov 19, 20222 min read
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Character: Red Death
Universe: Earth (How To Train Your Dragon franchise) Creature type: Dragon (winged) Size: 400 feet long (including tail) Abilities: Fire...

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Nov 19, 20221 min read
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Smaug vs Drogon
Movies vs show. Okay, this is a more even fight. Let's dive right in. Size: Smaug's size Smaug was called "twice as big as a 747" by a...

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Apr 27, 20223 min read
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What Would Happen If Toothless Scored a Direct Hit On Smaug's Weak Spot?
Spoiler: I don't know. In a previous essay, I argued that Smaug could destroy Toothless. I don't think he'd ever get off a shot to...

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Mar 9, 20222 min read
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Red Death Density
Please note that these figures are very, very rough (due to the volume of the Red Death being rather difficult to figure out with...

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Dec 7, 20212 min read
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Smaug vs Toothless Analysis
I'm literally agonizing over who would win between a multi-hundred-ton demon who shrugged off molten gold and a car-sized flying lizard with

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Dec 3, 202110 min read
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Calc: Toothless Blasts Away Monstrous Nightmare
Here's the feat. All right, I'll run the numbers. Sadly, Imgur does not give precise second decimal numbers on their gifs, so I have to...

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Nov 16, 20211 min read
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Does Movie Smaug Truly Have Kiloton-Level Fire?
Smaug blasts Lake-Town. This post is gonna be short. it's just an explanation of why we can know Smaug really does emit...

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Nov 15, 20211 min read
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Why LotR and The Hobbit are Scientifically and Theologically Accurate and Consistent
If you are a Star Wars fan or a Harry Potter fan, or a fan of anything besides LotR, you know that reading this blog is not going to be...

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Aug 8, 20213 min read
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Thread Analysis: Smaug vs Darth Vader and Kylo Ren
This is a commentary on the SpacesBattles thread. In blue italics are my comments and rebuttals. I didn't finish this post, but I got...

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May 6, 20214 min read
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Character: Peril
"No one wants me. No one can even touch me. You saw that. I was born with too much fire."—The Dragonet Prophecy Universe: Pyrriha (Tui T....

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Mar 12, 20211 min read
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Character: Toothless (franchise)
"Toothless didn't just become my friend. He became the friend who gave me my purpose." —Book of Dragons (short) Universe: Earth (How to...

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Jan 30, 20211 min read
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Character: Smaug (cartoon)
"My armor is like tenfold shields. My teeth are like swords! My claws, spears!"—The Hobbit (cartoon) Universe: Arda (Rankin-Bass)...

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Jan 30, 20211 min read
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Character: Smaug (films)
"I am fire. I am...death."—The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Universe: Arda (Peter Jackson) Creature type: Dragon (winged) Size:...

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Jan 30, 20211 min read
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Character: Smaug (novels)
"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane,...

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Jan 29, 20212 min read
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Intuition in Tolkien's dragons
Smaug (Hobbit films) In The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, Smaug refers to Thorin by his title of "Oakenshield". Thorin did not gain...

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Jan 28, 20211 min read
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