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Nov 23, 20221 min read
More Night Fury Firepower Estimation
Fireballs. Beautiful fireballs. In this gif, you can see Toothless blowing up the top of a wooden tower. It makes a pretty impressive...
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Nov 19, 20222 min read
Calcs: Red Death Durability
Note: The numbers here are very rough, and really only good to about an order of magnitude. They just give us some idea of what the Red...
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Nov 19, 20221 min read
Character: Red Death
Universe: Earth (How To Train Your Dragon franchise) Creature type: Dragon (winged) Size: 400 feet long (including tail) Abilities: Fire...
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Mar 9, 20222 min read
What Would Happen If Toothless Scored a Direct Hit On Smaug's Weak Spot?
Spoiler: I don't know. In a previous essay, I argued that Smaug could destroy Toothless. I don't think he'd ever get off a shot to...
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Dec 7, 20212 min read
Red Death Density
Please note that these figures are very, very rough (due to the volume of the Red Death being rather difficult to figure out with...
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Dec 3, 202110 min read
Smaug vs Toothless Analysis
I'm literally agonizing over who would win between a multi-hundred-ton demon who shrugged off molten gold and a car-sized flying lizard with
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Nov 16, 20211 min read
Calc: Toothless Blasts Away Monstrous Nightmare
Here's the feat. All right, I'll run the numbers. Sadly, Imgur does not give precise second decimal numbers on their gifs, so I have to...
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Jan 30, 20211 min read
Character: Toothless (franchise)
"Toothless didn't just become my friend. He became the friend who gave me my purpose." —Book of Dragons (short) Universe: Earth (How to...
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