Some of My Nicknames/Things People Call Me

"Dutch"

"Bruhbruh" (my three-year-old brother calls me that)

"Dut" (my one-year-old brother calls me that)

"Dutcher"

"The Walking Encyclopedia"

"Ditch"

"Duke" (this is the no.1 incorrect thing people think my name is)

"Timothée" (just my sister calls me that, and only once in a while; it's probably because I look and act a bit like Lorry from Little Women)

"Dutch Bros."

"Duck"

"Holland" (new, and actually sounds awesome)

"Butch"

"Josh" (new—someone heard my name wrong)

"Great Emperor of the Western World" (just kidding. No one calls the Great Emperor of the Western World that.)