The above image may or may not actually be of me.
Below are a series of quotes about me.
"I wish I was [sic] as smart as you, Dutch."—Noah
"Dutch, I'm so glad you're such a mature, wise, handsome young man."—Kari
"The number one rule is: do not argue with Dutch."—Kyle
"my friend Mike... was lying on the floor, half-conscious. I told him, 'Hey, Tyson [that's his last name], I know you lost, but I think you would love the Brant Hansen show.' I think he would have responded if he'd been able to."—Dutch
"He looks super weak and skinny but he's not."—Rebecca, speaking of my arm-wrestling skills
"You should get a job at CNN."—Victoria, speaking of my political opinions (which are actually very conservative)
"I LOVE THIS. You, fellow Human, are a very good writer. Never stop!"—Brant Hansen, speaking of DutchWorld
"I'm Heidi's awkward brother."—Dutch
"Do you have some kind of disease?!"—Daisy
"What's your name again? Duke?"—countless people over the years
"I said that The Hobbit movies were better than Lord of the Rings, and Dutch looked like he was going to attack me."—Gage
"I'm Dutch, I'm [insert my age], I like LotR, and I have asperger's."—Dutch
"This is good information and I welcome it."—Brant Hansen
"Keep writing and introverting - two very productive hobbies!"—Julie Penn
"I don't hate him. It's just—his mouth never stops moving!"—Daisy
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