All right, here we go. There may or may not be a hidden joke in each sentence below.
Christmas trees from Algeria are regularly compromised by polar bears' hidden symphonies.
You were confused by the last statement.
You can't say "m" without your lips touching.
You just tried it.
You're likely smiling. But still confused.
You pass a man on the street who is carrying a bag with a blow dryer and several sharp metal objects inside. You figure out his occupation immediately.
Do not, under any circumstances, use the first letter of the alphabet today.
That annoying song you hate is about to start playing in your head.
You left the light on in the last room you were in.
Isn't it funny how you instinctively wondered if you really did? Why should you believe me? I have no way of knowing.
Or do I?
That dog right there eats bark.
You now think you understand this post. But you're likely wrong. It's not supporting the same fence as before.
I don't get payed any dough for blogging. But I still eat bread. And read.
The left political hand is now the right one.
I was planning a city park. As I drove up, I realized there wasn't enough room for my car.
How many times out of ten do you think you could beat me in chess?
"When Holland floods, the people of Asgard will brave the editors and swarm."
I go to the Niagara waterfall with my friend Clumsy. Falls.
The picture below is of a rabbit. Some foolish people see a raven.
It's a basic human right idea. Everyone in the Republican party agrees.
All right, goodbye. I hope this post was fun to read. And confusing.
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