A fun but slightly cruel game.
Nerd sniping is a term invented by Randall Munroe in his webcomic xkcd. To nerd snipe, just find someone nerdy who is busy performing some kind of task. Ask them a nerdy question, and start counting silently. You get one point for every five seconds the nerd stops what they are doing to answer your question.
Random person = 1 point
Physicists = 2 points
Star Wars nerds = 2 points
LotR nerds = 2 points, +1 second
Mathematicians = 3 points
Biologists = doubled seconds
Geologists = doubled points
Astronomers = squared points
And please don't get anyone run over by a truck. Especially not me.