When you are absolutely, absolutely certain that the scotch packaging tape is not in your room and turns out it is
When your sister's [bleep] goats get out, again (okay, fine, they're very cute)
When a certain famous person says another incoherant string of words
When your little brother won't stop crying and the other little brother punches you from behind
When there's no new xkcd strip or Randy Alcorn blog post out today
When Joel Osteen keeps talking, no matter how much you pray (I know God has a reason for this, but that doesn't make it easy to bear)
When another person identifies fascism with the right
When you're drinking water and you choak
When humanity continues on its downward path toward Sheol
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