My friends (I'll call them, N, E, and D) and I own several machetes, axes, and other brush-clearing tools, which we have named after weapons from Tolkien/Jackson mythology.
Glamdring
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![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a64704_30431b8457144559899905d0f7a51595~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_750,h_280,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a64704_30431b8457144559899905d0f7a51595~mv2.jpg)
(Picture courtesy of lotr.wikia.com.)
Owner: Dutch (myself)
Length (machete): 23 3/8 inches
Length (sword): 47 3/8 inches
Hewing ability: 4/5
Slashing ability: 2/5
Thrusting ability: 1/5
Fact: Glamdring used to have a plastic handle, but it split, so we replaced it with a wooden one.
Orcrist
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_b959d17f64104964ba25eda2af324520~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_689,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/a27d24_b959d17f64104964ba25eda2af324520~mv2.jpg)
(Picture courtesy of horborfreight.com. Not a picture of the actual machete, but one like it.)
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_b27f4cfddca246a08731d41b0cb654fc~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_741,h_173,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a27d24_b27f4cfddca246a08731d41b0cb654fc~mv2.jpg)
(Picture courtesy of theonering.net.)
Owner: D
Length (machete): 23 3/8 inches (approximate)
Length (sword): 38 3/4 inches
Hewing ability: 4/5
Slashing ability: 3/5
Thrusting ability: 1/5
Fact: E and D often swap machetes.
Anglachel/Gurthang
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_0d1d69d7f6394a53b12e3edf6c758370~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_320,h_77,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a27d24_0d1d69d7f6394a53b12e3edf6c758370~mv2.jpg)
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_4fad6668764a48b0aa0e48ff0599a269~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_469,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/a27d24_4fad6668764a48b0aa0e48ff0599a269~mv2.jpg)
(Picture courtesy of lotr.wikia.com.)
Owner: Jeffry (my dad)
Length (machete): 25 3/8 inches
Length (sword): Unknown
Hewing ability: 4/5
Slashing ability: 2/5
Thrusting ability: 1/5
Fact: This machete has probably killed more dwarf Oregon Grape plants than any other blade. It once slew 186 in one day.
Anguirel
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a64704_80d31a6b4202434389fb04c6d35d656b~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_400,h_400,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a64704_80d31a6b4202434389fb04c6d35d656b~mv2.jpg)
(Picture courtesy of famecart.com. Not a picture of the exact machete, but one of the same make.)
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_4fad6668764a48b0aa0e48ff0599a269~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_469,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/a27d24_4fad6668764a48b0aa0e48ff0599a269~mv2.jpg)
(Picture courtesy of lotr.wikia.com.)
Owner: D
Length (machete): 27 inches
Length (sword): Unknown
Hewing ability: 4/5
Slashing ability: 1/5
Thrusting ability: 4/5
Fact: Most machetes are not sharp at the tip, but Anguirel is. It can be used to skewer plants.
Deathless
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a64704_85623ed83adb4b619c2ed8af24bd6302~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_300,h_300,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a64704_85623ed83adb4b619c2ed8af24bd6302~mv2.jpg)
(Picture courtesy of amazon.com. Not a picture of the actual machete, but one like it.)
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_40a0f7d9d45348cb97a123aafca7d957~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_254,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/a27d24_40a0f7d9d45348cb97a123aafca7d957~mv2.jpg)
(Picture courtesy of cfgriffith.com.)
Owner: E
Length (machete): 23 inches (approximate)
Length (sword): 28 inches (approximate)
Hewing ability: 3/5
Slashing ability: 2/5
Thrusting ability: 1/5
Fact: This machete is designed off an Malaysian knife called a parang.
Dramborleg
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a64704_d16b12a9c9e74b078d450a8a7704ea97~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_500,h_193,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a64704_d16b12a9c9e74b078d450a8a7704ea97~mv2.jpg)
(Picture courtesy of aminoapps.com.)
Owner: E
Length (wooden axe): 42 inches (approximate)
Length (battle-axe): Unknown
Hewing ability: 4/5
Slashing ability: 1/5
Thrusting ability: 0/5
Fact: This axe is made of wood, though not in the books.
Gúthwinë
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_dcd6f286fb0b4bfb9354af8b70a46edd~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_320,h_122,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a27d24_dcd6f286fb0b4bfb9354af8b70a46edd~mv2.jpg)
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_5e273914e9e9469390cc7f07a4622b34~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_209,h_57,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a27d24_5e273914e9e9469390cc7f07a4622b34~mv2.jpg)
(Picture courtesy of pinterest.com)
Owner: Justice (my little brother)
Length (machete): 22 1/2 inches
Length (sword): Unknown
Hewing ability: 3/5
Slashing ability: 1/5
Thrusting ability: 1/5
Fact: This machete was originally going to be named Orcrist.
Glingpalt
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_13aacadb7c2d4e54991f421ff2bd8b3d~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_319,h_190,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a27d24_13aacadb7c2d4e54991f421ff2bd8b3d~mv2.jpg)
Owner: Heidi (my little sister)
Length (machete): 19 3/8 inches
Hewing ability: 3/5
Slashing ability: 3/5
Thrusting ability: 1/5
Fact: This machete is named for the sound it makes when it hits something.
Herugrim
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_c81fbcbbaec741ce9a2a8375c5a0c895~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_316,h_105,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a27d24_c81fbcbbaec741ce9a2a8375c5a0c895~mv2.jpg)
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_f017552cd70d40199166a0b494cf0ecd~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_800,h_143,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a27d24_f017552cd70d40199166a0b494cf0ecd~mv2.jpg)
Owner: Jeffry
Length (machete): 22 7/8 inches
Length (sword): 36 1/2 inches
Hewing ability: 4/5
Slashing ability: 2/5
Thrusting ability: 1/5
Fact: Herugrim means "savage" in old english.
War hammers:
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_0978e76c11534aa499a714a2437d0a80~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_651,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/a27d24_0978e76c11534aa499a714a2437d0a80~mv2.jpg)
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a64704_5b317327843a4262bc114dd1fc05bf9f~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_320,h_67,al_c,q_80,enc_auto/a64704_5b317327843a4262bc114dd1fc05bf9f~mv2.jpg)
From top:
My personal war hammer
Heidi's war hammer
Random war hammer
N's personal war hammer, Thorin
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