This site is by me. Welcome, fellow human, to a great paradise on Earth. Or online, anyway. And it's probably not even all that much of a paradise.
Ukrainian flag icon so you know who I support and also to help me feel good about myself.
Hey, I like that axe design! Even if it's not related to my poll.
Would you take a pill that made you twice as attractive but half as smart?: 6 No
Which is the better soda, Pepsi or Coke?: 4 Pepsi, 2 Coke
Who would win: A ripe strawberry vs a frozen blueberry?: 2 Strawberry, 3 Blueberry, 1 Neither
How old are you?: 5 10-20, 1 over 50
Who would win, Smaug or Toothless?: 1 Smaug, because he's bigger; 1 Smaug, because magic; 2 Toothless, because plasma; What's your favorite sci-fi franchise?: 1 None of the above; 1 Dune; 1 Star Wars