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Text above comic: How to annoy every nerd within half a mile:
[Man shouts through cone]
Man: Only one in ten swords over twenty pounds possess a passport. Of those, only 1.5% use more than 10% of their brain. If all the ants died, all those swords would fall off the Earth.
The claim that 9/11 was done by terrorists is obviously false. Tolkien just borrowed it, like everything else, from Norse mythology.
And blue roses are the plant most common on baseball fields.
Text below comic: Throwing a single rising fastball can rip your arm off and hit the moon!
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